How did I get to this site?
That's not important right now. Your journey is just beginning.
Who is Das Niño?
Many before you have asked that same question. This site explores the complexities of Das Niño in a simple and straightforward manner. When you are finished you will know better than most.... Who is Das Nino?
Who is Das Niña?
Many before you have asked that same question. This site explores the complexities of Das Niña in a simple and straightforward manner. When you are finished you will know better than most.... Who is Das Niña?
What does Das Niño mean?
Das Niño is Germish (German/Spanish) for Das Niño.
Can I check Kim Kardashian's twitter feed from here?
We thought you'd never ask, see below.
Who is Björk?
Björk Guðmundsdóttir (born 21 November 1965), is an Icelandic singer, songwriter, actress, record producer, and DJ.
Is Das Niño Cordelia?
No, Das Niño is NOT! Cordelia
What are Das Niño's pronouns?
he/him/Bitcoin
What is Das Niño's occupation?
Day Care liquor license auditor. Responsible for the tri-state area (NY/NJ/PA) ensuring day cares with liquor licenses meet local regulations including food service and minimum per capita (tiny) bathrooms.
Is Anderson Cooper keeping them honest?
Yes. Das Niño's cousin’s hairdresser knows a guy on Facebook who interned at CNN spring break 2015. He said that’s all everyone talked about is how Anderson Cooper is keeping them honest.
What is the deadline for sending you suspicious packages?
We will be accepting suspicious packages in our NY office until midnight EST November 1st. If you are sending from out of the country we will accept postmark as official timestamp. Be sure to mark package "chilling" for proper handling!
What should I do if I see something?
Say something.
What is fake news?
"caught on camera"
Where's the outrage?
Sorry we can't answer rhetorical questions.
Is Das Niño inclusive?
Yes. See this message from our director of inclusivity.
Is this the Dark Web my parents warned me about?
No.
Who invented the baby picture?
In 1905 Augustus C.R. Baby of Topeka, Kansas accidentally photographed his infant daughter. Surprisingly, the idea became so popular that it started a trend bearing his name that continues to this day.
Will Das Niño's TED talk be made available publicly?
Yes, Das Niño's 2018 TED talk "Spreadsheets throughout the ages: What did the Mayans know about cell B3?" will be posted to YouTube shortly.
I am interested in joining the revolution, can you tell me more?
Yes, you will be joining a group of like-minded individuals (“DASes”) that strive to find and end oppression and injustice worldwide. Also, we have matching 401(k) contributions and 3 weeks vacation upon joining!!
This is all very disturbing, can I go now?
Sure, this button will take you to your previous website.
